Locke and Load

This is Your Vice President on MDMA

Or better said: this is MDMA on your vice president.

As far as Cheney's X-games go, I'm sitting this one out. Can't take it. The entire issue is too self-parodying for words more words. Serious looker and arch-conservative Michelle Malkin seems to conclude that the glitch was just a glitch here. Watch the video at I-Film here. Or you can e-mail somebody who cares here.

In terms of sheer gravity, I place this squarely in the same category with, for example, a senate resolution written to honor singer-songwriter Bruce Springsteen for his career and for the 30th anniversary of his Born to Run album. Thank Providence I just made up that silly hypothetical on the spot.

Wait. [Puts finger in left ear.] I'm just now getting word...

This just in. I didn't make up that silly hypothetical on the spot.

posted by Immanuel Can't @ 1:15 PM